Frantically turning the volume down when what you thought was just an ESPN article turns out to be a video. PGP.

Being a democrat in college and a republican after your first paycheck. PGP.

Coming home to eat leftovers on your couch in your underwear and watch Netflix. PGP.

Doing a phone interview from the parking lot of your current employer. PGP.

The panic you feel when your boss asks, “So what have you been working on?” PGP.

My resume still shows the part time job I had in high school. PGP.

That depressing moment when you pull up to work, and the building is not engulfed in flames. PGP.