Picked the wrong Sperry’s for casual Friday.. Everybody in the office can smell the Natty Light stains on them
Going from the “18-24” to “25-34” age demographic on forms. PGP.
Gossiping about a coworker on lunch, not realizing they’re right behind you.
Being someone’s second string lunch buddy. PGP
Being considered a “valuable team player” for your ability to clear paper jams from the copy machine.
I feel no shame for job searching during my morning coffee dump.
My personal hell involves having to listen to my coworkers humble brag about their children to each other.
Having to use all your vacation time for weddings. PGP.
Saved money all week to go out this weekend and I got a speeding ticket on the way into work.
Opening up projects that were finished months ago just to make it look like you are doing something. PGP