Instead of giving us a raise, they put a fountain in the lobby. PGP.

The one week on, one month off workout routine. PGP.

It’s 9:30 in the morning and I already feel like I need a beer. PGP.

To open the video Snapchat at work, or not. PGP.

The “I’m not trying to bash teachers…” preface before laying into them for complaining about pay when they get two months and all major holidays off. PGP.

Getting a “Your account balance fell below $25 dollars” email twice in the same week. PGP.

Contemplating becoming a teacher strictly for summer vacations. PGP.

If only I could take my job as seriously as charity golf tournaments. PGP.

It used to be “No new friends” because I didn’t want any. Now it’s “no new friends” because I can’t make any. PGP.