I miss being able to relate to TFM. PGP.

25 making 35. PGP.

1: “Who in the fuck brewed decaf?” 2: “Some virgin.” PGP.

When your annual raise doesn’t even keep up with the cost of inflation. PGP.

Not having the faintest idea how dry cleaning actually works. PGP.

I’ve got a case of the Tuesdays. PGP.

There are teachers that make more than me and get all summer off. PGP.

That moment of anxiety between logging into your bank account and waiting for the page to load. PGP.

Got a flat tire after work. Didn’t tell anyone, but took a picture to use as an excuse if I’m ever late. PGP.

Changing girls as often as your underwear. TFM. Changing girls as often as your oil. PGP.