My undergrad friends think I’m boring, and my postgrad friends think I’m immature. PGP.

Sitting down in the shower. PGP.

A summer consisting of emails, phone calls and spreadsheets instead of beer, babes and beaches. PGP.

Wedding reception koozies slowly replacing your college koozies. PGP.

Envying the coworker that got fired this morning. PGP.

Having a rush hour crush. PGP.

Friday is a walk through, helmets and shorts. PGP.

I don’t know if I’m terrible at budgeting or if I’m just not making enough money. PGP.

I got a significantly different haircut today. Midday. No one noticed. PGP.

I’m just here for the paycheck. PGP.