Mr_Selfish

Member Since 10/30/2014

Intentionally requesting PTO the Friday before a Monday holiday. PGPM

Post Grad Problems

I told one coworker I smoked pot a few times in college one time, and now he’s constantly asking if I “know a guy”

Post Grad Problems

Flo from Progressive is worth 5 million. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I’m Trapped In My Daily Routine

Here Are The Median Millennial Incomes Across The Country And, Oh Shit, We’re Broke

To My Friend Who Just Got A Dog With His Girlfriend

Study Says Sharing Your Bed With A Pet Means You’ll Probably Get Better Sleep

No one likes you, Trish

Knee-Jerk Reactions To Town & Country’s 40 Preppiest Nicknames

Things Girls Do After Graduation: Go To Music Festivals