Amber alerts while in the stall. PGP.

I’ve stopped caring about having sex. PGP.

Three day weekend, three days of rain, and I had a flat tire. Happy New Year to me. PGP.

Recognizing people across multiple online dating sites. PGP.

Over drafted my checking account at Arby’s. PGP.

Got married Saturday. Didn’t have sex. PGP.

Both of my roommates are gone for an entire week and this is the best thing that’s happened to me in months. PGP.

Just learned that my favorite brand of boxers is no longer being manufactured. PGP.