So I was at dinner this past weekend with about 15 people. I only had one drink and no food bc I wasn’t feeling well. Check came before I told the waiter to break mine out separately and everyone else was splitting evenly. I tossed in a $20 and bailed out. Trash or not trash?
This shit really does work though. I was miserable for almost my entire 24th year of life until I joined the #PriloCrew. Been heartburn free for 4 years now.
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Mixing drinks like this is a recipe for disaster. A nice scotch or bourbon from breakfast until you pass out is the obvious move.
Getting blamed for a lost phone that he didn’t lose… that hits close to home.
In fact, do legs twice a week
Never skip leg day
MLS. LOL
So I was at dinner this past weekend with about 15 people. I only had one drink and no food bc I wasn’t feeling well. Check came before I told the waiter to break mine out separately and everyone else was splitting evenly. I tossed in a $20 and bailed out. Trash or not trash?
Baseball is the move here. Nothing better to have on in the background while you’re cooking/eating.
Edna is the fucking worst
I have a little football that I like to throw as close to the ceiling as possible without hitting it. My co-workers absolutely HATE it.
Are we about to replace LinkedIn with PGP. I’d be all in on that.
When I met my now wife…
Dad: ”Do like this girl?”
Me: “Yeah”
Dad: “Then you better learn to cover your tracks.”
Glad to see Frank’s Dad made it out. Haven’t seen him in like 8 years.
“Dude double headers are the best. Just splash some water on it and you’re good to go.” -Johnny Drama
This hit really close to home.
That’s just good content right there. Also, I’m a Bortles guy now. Seems chill as hell.
They actually make some nice dry fit dress pants. Can easily be pulled off with a golf polo for the most comfortable business casual money can buy.
This shit really does work though. I was miserable for almost my entire 24th year of life until I joined the #PriloCrew. Been heartburn free for 4 years now.
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Make it a late lunch. A tipsy afternoon is much more manageable when it starts at 2 rather than at 12.