Mr_Selfish

Member Since 10/30/2014

The only text I got this weekend was the pharmacy telling me my meds are ready. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

That Time I Went To The Strip Club With My Two Tommy Bahama Wearing Coworkers

How I Bounce Back From Letting The Office Down

Four White Girl Fashion Trends That I Have Serious Questions About

The World Needs Desk Jockeys, Too

Man Accused Of Bringing Hell Upon El Segundo Residents With A Goddam Airhorn

I Can’t Follow You On Instagram Because It’s Already Awkward

A Day-By-Day Exercise Plan For Your Aging Body

An Apology To The Bumble Match I Should Have Never Taken On A Date

Dating & The Double-Edged Sword Of Being A Hot Streak Guy