Mr_Selfish

Member Since 10/30/2014

No, I Will Not Take A Photo For You

39 years, 5 months, 6 days, 4 hours, 30 minutes till retirement. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Things Girls Do After Graduation: Become Fitness Instructors

Things Guys Do After Graduation: Try To Golf

When’s the next Men’s Warehouse buy 1 get 3 free sale? PGP

Post Grad Problems

Icing your ankle after softball while watching 21-year-olds get drafted into the NFL.

Post Grad Problems

My Retirement From Raging

The Best Ways To Kill Time On A Conference Call

5 Reasons I Can’t Wait To Be Old

Why The Concept of “Guilty Pleasures” Is Stupid