Trying to figure out how to make a Lunchables pizza, 2 cans of SpaghettiOs and meatballs, and some shredded cheese last me until payday. PGP.

Moving the Snapchat text area to strategically block out your double chin. PGP.

Friends in relationships constantly trying to set you up with their single friends. PGP.

The daily “woke up too late to make breakfast” and “too tired after work to cook dinner” fast food runs. PGP.

Your doctor reminding you that not every pizza is a personal pizza. PGP.

“Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far far away from here.”

Receiving calls about donating to the university even though you haven’t finished paying them back for when you attended. PGP

Being forced to organize the March Madness Office Pool because you are the youngest. #PGP