I am unreasonably excited about not having to pay for my flu shot this year. PGP.

Taking Nyquil because you refuse to become addicted to prescription sleeping drugs. PGP.

Saying you’re in your “mid-20s” at 27. PGP.

Being that guy who brings store bought items to the monthly company potluck. PGP.

My friends are all getting engaged. I’m still puking on street corners. PGP.

Wishing I lived in the ’70s so my chest hair and pattern balding would be more socially acceptable. PGP.

Sway is literally the only person on the MTV that I know. PGP.