Making the wardrobe transformation from “business professional” to “homeless person” as soon as you get home. PGP.

“My bonus gets taxed too?” PGP.

Too young to fit in with the coworkers, too old for the interns. PGP.

RSVPing for two with no idea who the other person will be. PGP.

$35k is a fancy way of saying “I live paycheck-to-paycheck.” PGP.

Feeling better about “Nice work” coming from PGP than your own boss. PGP.

My mind is telling me yes. But my body…my body is telling me no. PGP.

Somehow I always manage to get sick on Friday. PGP.

Yesterday was my boss’s birthday and we ate at a Brazilian steakhouse on the company card. Today was my birthday and I ate a Wendy’s baconator alone in my car. PGP.

My expensive tastes greatly outweigh my paycheck. PGP.