I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

Every time my parents invite me over, I prepare myself to be on an episode of “Intervention.”

My parents bought me tires for my birthday, and I’ve never been more excited.

Sunny and 75 Monday through Thursday. 90% chance of rain Friday through Sunday. PGP.

I really need to get started on my taxes. PGP

Going out to the bar and wanting to be at home, staying in and wanting to be at the bar.

I’m now in text groups…with couples.

Took me until about 10AM to realize it was Thursday, not Friday. – PGP

Seeing the “now hiring managers” sign at the drive-thru, and actually thinking about it. PGP.