Matthew Kennedy

Owner of a hard earned 5 year undergraduate degree, and amazingly no DWI's or children.

Member Since 02/10/2014

17 Ways To Stay Attractive When You Get Fat

Legitimately asking cashiers “How’s your day going?” not out of politeness, but because I’m so eager to interact with anybody outside of my office. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Making less money than your parents pay in taxes. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

It’s Tuesday. I’m still hungover from Saturday. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I still have an iPhone 4. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Girls Need To Try Harder On Tinder

“We are a Fortune 500 company.” PGP.

Praying MIPs don’t show up on background checks. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The Worst Habits Of People In Their 20s

The Ultimate Hookup Horror Story: My Friend Had A Threesome With Meth Heads