Legitimately asking cashiers “How’s your day going?” not out of politeness, but because I’m so eager to interact with anybody outside of my office. PGP.
Making less money than your parents pay in taxes. PGP.
It’s Tuesday. I’m still hungover from Saturday. PGP.
I still have an iPhone 4. PGP.
Praying MIPs don’t show up on background checks. PGP.