The Da Vinci Code to defeating a dead silent restroom; just prior to the evacuation of your bowels, flush the toilet. The ensuing noise is the perfect cover up for most BM’s,you the shame of your coworkers hearing last night’s happy hour/2:00 am Whataburger exiting your body.
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The dad sounds like Charlie Kelly.
You forgot one…Fuck the Giants.
I believe you’d get your ass kicked saying something like that.
How did you get this job? This is the wrong audience to look to for pity.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the Chippendales skit was definitely Chris Farley. Not John Candy.
The Da Vinci Code to defeating a dead silent restroom; just prior to the evacuation of your bowels, flush the toilet. The ensuing noise is the perfect cover up for most BM’s,you the shame of your coworkers hearing last night’s happy hour/2:00 am Whataburger exiting your body.