Matthew Kennedy

Owner of a hard earned 5 year undergraduate degree, and amazingly no DWI's or children.

Member Since 02/10/2014

Dominating The Holiday Office Crew: Giving Off the Busy Vibe

Shut Up About Your Marathon

Man Spends Three Days In Hospital After Chugging A Quart Of Eggnog At Office Christmas Party

The 8 Key Members Of Any Respectable Group Of Guys

My First Encounter With An Uncircumcised Penis Could Not Have Gone Worse

Why Festivus Isn’t Just “For The Rest Of Us,” It’s For All Of Us

Holiday Mailbag: I Banged My Coworker After Our Holiday Party And Now I’m Scared

This Organized Run Is 0.0 Miles Long And Features Alcoholic Beverages

Time Warner Cable Is Everything That’s Wrong With America And It Must Be Destroyed

The back of my cube is a wall, so no one can see my screen. I feel like a god. PGP.

Post Grad Problems