Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

My Internship Was More Like Being An Indentured Servant

It’s Not Even February And My PTO Is Spoken For

I’m The Office El Chapo

Here’s To Hopping In The Car And Taking A Sex Drive

Life-Altering Questions Answered By People Who Seemingly Have It Together

Rams DE Chris Long Made The Local News In Disguise As A “Hopeful Powerball Player,” Just Wanted Some Boats

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I’m Going To Ride Off Into The Sunset In A Golf Cart

I Blame Everything On My Kid And I Don’t Even Feel Guilty About It

Am I A Loser Because My Life Isn’t A Beer Commercial?