Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

I Went From The Burbs To The Country And Don’t Regret It

What 5 Random Songs On Spotify Tell Us About The 2000s

Confessions Of A Brunch Virgin

The Case For Homemade Brunch

Looking Back On My Glory Days

7 Lent Alternatives In Case You Wanna Mix Things Up A Bit

I Spent My Saturday Night Getting Ejected From A Middle School Basketball Game

I’ve Started Wearing Leisurewear And I Just Can’t Stop

My Subconscious Is Just A Lazy SOB

Last Night I Realized That I’m A Super Bowl Baby