Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

I’m A Grown Man With A Baby Face

Nobody Wants To See Your Facebook Friends Day Video

Here’s To Mailing It In At 3:30

Brunch Is The Dave Matthews Band Of Meals

National Signing Day Once Again Reminded Me That My Life Is Lame

Leaked Valentine’s Day Columns From Around The Internet

A Cynic’s Review Of ‘500 Days Of Summer’

Breaking Down The Grocery Store Right-Of-Way

To The High School Kid That Asked Me To Buy Him Beer

The Only Thing Worse Than Cats Are Cat Cafés