Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

Teenagers Are Still The Worst

The Real Key To Parenting Is Faking Enthusiasm

Drink A Beer About It

I Got Tired Of Paying Rent So I Just Bought A Townhouse

Embrace The Hawaiian Shirt

I Used To Rollerblade, And That’s Something I Have To Live With

My Coworker Hates Sizzling Fajitas And It’s Affecting Our Relationship

My Favorite Bathroom Stall Is Broken And So Am I

If Our 2016 Presidential Candidates Ran Sports Franchises

There Is A Certified Dick Photographer In New York City