Rams DE Chris Long Made The Local News In Disguise As A “Hopeful Powerball Player,” Just Wanted Some Boats

Can’t argue with a timeshare as a great way to spend $1.5 billion.

Everyone in the country, aside from maybe Mark Cuban, had Powerball fever last night. This apparently includes the LA Rams’ (still feels weird) Chris Long, who last night was just a “Hopeful Powerball Player”

Without a doubt one of the greatest troll jobs in history, Long laid out his plan of taking his “old lady” down to Myrtle Beach for an extended period and getting a timeshare to boot. If you follow Long on Twitter this comes as no surprise, as he’s one of the funnier NFL players in the game.

Sadly, unless late news breaks about a winning ticket from Charlottesville, I don’t think Chris and old lady will be taking a vacation anytime soon. Hopefully he didn’t quit his NFL gig.

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Kyle Bandujo

The artist formerly known as Crash Davis. My kid doesn't think I'm funny.

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