“I’m going to keep this brief…” PGP.

My parents have more of a social life than I do. PGP.

Identifying more and more with Chandler Bing’s attitude towards work. PGP.

Receiving a mass email and then 20 subsequent “reply all” emails. PGP.

Friends being impressed by how “domestic” you are, when in reality you’re just too poor to go out or order in. PGP.

Binge eating coworkers’ kid’s halloween candy. PGP.

“How long will my gchat stay green until my status goes idle?” PGP.

Rain used to mean I wasn’t going to class that day, now it just means I’m going to be late to work. PGP.

My parents just met my boss. Can’t decide if this was the best or worst idea I’ve had. PGP.

The high school kids near my office drive nicer cars than me. PGP.