“How’s work?” is my go-to pickup line. PGP.

This isn’t the job I deserved, but the job I needed. PGP.

Johnny Manziel being stuck behind an incompetent veteran. PGP.

I stop doing anything productive around 2:30 on Thursday. PGP.

Having extremely general knowledge on most current events. PGP.

Took Saturday night off due to a bad case of heartburn. PGP.

Not even having wi-fi in the office. PGP.

The weeks between Thanksgiving and Christmas. PGP.

Watching “Elf” over MNF because that’s what the wife wants. PGP.

“We’ll just have our weekly meeting during lunch this week.” PGP.