99% of my work is done in 5 minute bursts. PGP.

My belt is becoming more of an accessory and less of a necessity. PGP.

That second bottle of wine on a work night: good in theory, entirely ridiculous in practice. PGP.

Facebook reminding me that I had a really shitty year. PGP.

“I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?” – Charlie Brown. PGP.

Christmas music is STILL playing at the office. PGP.

Christmas party? Nope. Christmas Bonus? Nope. We don’t even get a Jelly of the Month club membership here. PGP.

Another day, another 50 résumés sent. PGP.

Staying late so no one catches you taking meeting leftovers home for dinner. PGP.

“Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah.” PGP.