Just got a $200 raise for the year, umm thanks. PGP

Just got a LinkedIn invite from a former Tinder hookup. PGP

“Did you get your W2 yet?” PGP

I’m the Dennis Rodman of my condos HOA.

Beefing up the ol’linked in profile.

There was no attachment. PGP.

Not knowing KK means weed. PGP

I got carded for ordering a glass of wine last night at a buisiness dinner with all my superiors. PGP.

Having one of those days where I realize I have 45 years of this shit left until retirement. PGP

Just used a Valentine’s Day promo code on something for myself. PGP.