Biting the bullet and getting to work 10 minutes earlier so I don’t have to participate in the “good morning parade” on the way to my desk every morning. PGP.

Faking a sip of coffee to avoid conversation

I’ll never be the first to down vote, but I’ll certainly help pile on. PGP.

Seeing Action Required in the title of an email and immediately needing new pants cause you shit your self

Playing phone tag with clients. PGP

Signing out of your LinkedIn profile so other people don’t see when you visit their profile. PGP.

Intentionally requesting PTO the Friday before a Monday holiday. PGPM

It’s my birthday today. Really hoping none of my co-workers find out.

I told one coworker I smoked pot a few times in college one time, and now he’s constantly asking if I “know a guy”