My roommate that doesn’t clean up after himself brought a dog home last night. PGP.

Coworkers are starting to “bro” me. PGP.

Applying for part time jobs while working at your full time job. PGP.

Unsolicited hot Cam Newton takes from coworkers. PGP.

Going to law school in New Orleans. Simultaneously the best and worst decision possible.

Watched the Super Bowl with only my fiancé and future in laws… I enjoyed it. PGP.

Everything gives me heartburn.

Messaged a girl on tinder telling her how pretty she was. She unmatched me. PGP.

Not even trying to look busy anymore. PGP

Your upbeat Friday vibes lasting about 20 minutes into the day before you remember how much this sucks. PGP.