Looking forward to my buddy’s wedding simply because it will be a great opportunity to take a quality LinkedIn photo. PGP.

“I’ll go to the gym tomorrow for sure.” PGP.

Fighting a losing battle against my slowing metabolism with my age and drinking problem as my only weapons.

Fishing for work wives on the first day. PGPM

Failed attempts at morning sex before work. PGP.

Celebrating getting to “All-Star” level on your LinkedIn profile. PGP

I’m in the minority of Americans who actually drink enough water. But only because it’s free and gives me a chance to get up and walk to the break room.

Strategically orienting your monitor so coworkers cannot see you freely surfing the Internet

I’ve completely run out of ways to waste time at work. PGP