Jerry Maguire

Member Since 06/10/2014

Looking forward to my buddy’s wedding simply because it will be a great opportunity to take a quality LinkedIn photo. PGP.

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“I’ll go to the gym tomorrow for sure.” PGP.

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Fighting a losing battle against my slowing metabolism with my age and drinking problem as my only weapons.

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Fishing for work wives on the first day. PGPM

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Failed attempts at morning sex before work. PGP.

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Celebrating getting to “All-Star” level on your LinkedIn profile. PGP

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I’m in the minority of Americans who actually drink enough water. But only because it’s free and gives me a chance to get up and walk to the break room.

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Strategically orienting your monitor so coworkers cannot see you freely surfing the Internet

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Shower Sex Is Overrated

I’ve completely run out of ways to waste time at work. PGP

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