Cousin Eddie being unemployed for seven years because he’s holding out for a management position. PGP.

Asking Santa for a better job. PGP.

My life is now basically just waiting until I get to go to sleep again and then not being able to fall asleep when that time comes. PGP.

Another day, another 50 résumés sent. PGP.

All I want for Christmas is a career change. PGP.

“How’s work?” is my go-to pickup line. PGP.

Submitting the same rejected PGP wall post three times because you know most sales occur on the third call. PGP.

It used to be “No new friends” because I didn’t want any. Now it’s “no new friends” because I can’t make any. PGP.