Having to get dressed up for my position even though I have no client interaction and sit in a cubicle all day. PGP.

How the hell did I get this job?

Not trusting anyone that washes their dishes with the communal sponge in the break room. PGP.

Going to the 6pm showing of Jurassic Park so I can be in bed by 9.

I’ve been at work for an hour, and the only work related thing I’ve done is start the coffee.

Predicting tomorrow’s hangover. PGP

I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.

Ate my lunch at 10am out of pure boredom. PGP.

She wanted a date. I invited her to a networking event instead.

She liked my LinkedIn post, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.