I’ve started getting mad when people speed. PGP.

Slowly discovering all the spots you missed while shaving this morning. PGP.

Applying to other jobs while still on the clock. PGP.

Everyone in the office becoming a Women’s World Cup expert over the weekend. PGP

Already looking forward to Labor Day weekend. PGP.

Telling the incredibly censored version of what you did over the 4th of July weekend.

Driving 45 min to get to the office to do a job that I could do from home, and being the only person here PGP

Can’t wait to have Friday off so I can check out the 3 for 1 sale at Jos. A. Bank. PGP

The only other single girl my age in the office has a kid. PGP

“When are you going to make an honest woman out of her?” #PGP