Damn I should have been a teacher.

I either have to propose to her or break up with her. PGP

Your once funny twitter feed now becoming an outlet to aggressively attack poor customer service accounts.

Applying for positions you’re clearly under qualified for on company time in hopes they throw you an entry level position just to be nice. PGP.

I got Kentucky taking it in all of my brackets. PGP.

“Who do you have in your final four?” PGP.

Did you get the bracket invite? PGP

Just staring at your computer screen in silence. PGP.

When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

Thinking about sending in my application to The Real World.