I don’t think New York hates Michigan because of Football. First of all, half of Long Island and Westchester go to Michigan. Secondly, Syracuse fans hate Michigan because of the Final Four loss in 2013, but that’s basketball. Mostly people in New York just don’t give a shit about college football unless they went to school with a competent program, because most of the NY colleges suck moose at football.
I have never taken a single sick, vacation or personal day in my entire tenure at my current job (over two years), other than the mandatory vacation time my office provides.
“Imagine a person who is using an Al-Qaeda flag to mutilate an adorable puppy in front of 15 Kindergarteners while proudly donning a Hitler mustache and singing the words of the Russian national anthem to the tune of that one really sad Sarah McLaughlin song.”
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I don’t think New York hates Michigan because of Football. First of all, half of Long Island and Westchester go to Michigan. Secondly, Syracuse fans hate Michigan because of the Final Four loss in 2013, but that’s basketball. Mostly people in New York just don’t give a shit about college football unless they went to school with a competent program, because most of the NY colleges suck moose at football.
Yes. Yes it is.
I’m surprised it’s only been twice in three years. My cousin got priced out of Bushwick a couple years ago.
That’s why I live in Queens, thank you very much.
I see what was done here.
Also, do NOT try to make Iced Tea with a used tampon. That was the worst picnic I’ve ever been on.
I have never taken a single sick, vacation or personal day in my entire tenure at my current job (over two years), other than the mandatory vacation time my office provides.
They could not have picked a better picture for this article.
Me too. Turns out they’re just a bunch of fame-whores pretending to be social crusaders.
Dude. Not cool. Too soon, bro. #RIPLeroy
Ha HA! Puns!
This is a fucking masterpiece. DICK PICS FOR EVERYONE!
No I’m not.
“Imagine a person who is using an Al-Qaeda flag to mutilate an adorable puppy in front of 15 Kindergarteners while proudly donning a Hitler mustache and singing the words of the Russian national anthem to the tune of that one really sad Sarah McLaughlin song.”
You are one fucked up chick, Nanner.
Apparently, so does Drake’s ass, but you don’t see me lining up around the block for it.
6.) Lose the mohawk, dipshit.
If FIOS was in my neighborhood I would cry tears of joy and shit rainbows.
Fuck Pussy.
If you ain’t no punk, holler WE WANT PRENUP.
What if they say “Moe’s”? Do you get them pregnant right then and there, or do you push them out of a moving car?
Maybe for you I should’ve included “Spelling Bees.”