I’m currently in crisis mode, wearing jeans as long as I can to delay the inevitable fact that I need a replacement. Probably going to go with a low profile sneaker though.
26. Obama- I’m dying to know about Area 51 and if 9/11 was an inside job. I feel like if we’re high and I refuse to pass the cheese curls unless he fills me in, he’ll fold and share some juicy classified information.
But Arnold and Gerald caught Big Caesar and then let him go out of sympathy, even at the cost of winning the fishing tournament and becoming local legends. Does that mean I should keep my high standards for the girl of my dreams, but have to push her away because shes too good for me? You gotta be more careful with your metaphors because now I’m a mess.
Drink everything out of a protein shaker bottle even if it doesn’t make sense. Water? Shaker bottle. Coffee? Shaker bottle. Milk Shake? Shaker bottle. Boxed wine? Shake that baby up to let that Cab Sav breath and your good to go.
Very good question JohhnyD, one that requires a lot of introspection and self-perspective, but let me ask you something equally important…Do you eat the booty like groceries?
Real talk: You do you buddy. The love from yourself is immensely more important than the love of someone else. Be single, achieve goals that make you better, not ones that are just arm candy.
I feel like each of the different apps draw in a different pool of clientele based on what they are looking for.
Tinder: Definitely has the most “Hook-up” oriented users. With more emphasis on physical appearance and cheesy pick up lines, one or two dates should get the job done.
Hinge: Takes account of a more flushed out profile and trying to match people from similar socio-economic class and upbringings. Great tool for people looking for a more long term relationship.
Bumble: Similar to Tinder, but more power in the woman’s hands, and definitely more attractive roster.
I don’t have any experience CMB and The League. but…..
3nder: When I’m drunk, alone, and feeling weird late nights downtown.
Advertise
I’m still looking for my Elizabeth Shue in Cocktail.
So what your saying is Piano Key Neck Ties are primed for a comeback? Finally.
I’m currently in crisis mode, wearing jeans as long as I can to delay the inevitable fact that I need a replacement. Probably going to go with a low profile sneaker though.
26. Obama- I’m dying to know about Area 51 and if 9/11 was an inside job. I feel like if we’re high and I refuse to pass the cheese curls unless he fills me in, he’ll fold and share some juicy classified information.
First step is admitting it’s a problem
Second step is taking your snapchat name off your PGP profile
What about the psychos who boil their dogs? Just thinking of the left over hot dog water makes me queasy.
I’m gonna have to cast my vote with “Dirrty” and my girl X-tina, those cheeky panties and the micro skirt were next level shit back then.
Is it on piratebay yet?
But Arnold and Gerald caught Big Caesar and then let him go out of sympathy, even at the cost of winning the fishing tournament and becoming local legends. Does that mean I should keep my high standards for the girl of my dreams, but have to push her away because shes too good for me? You gotta be more careful with your metaphors because now I’m a mess.
“I eat the booty like groceries”
Self flagellating grammar correction: *you’re
Drink everything out of a protein shaker bottle even if it doesn’t make sense. Water? Shaker bottle. Coffee? Shaker bottle. Milk Shake? Shaker bottle. Boxed wine? Shake that baby up to let that Cab Sav breath and your good to go.
Very good question JohhnyD, one that requires a lot of introspection and self-perspective, but let me ask you something equally important…Do you eat the booty like groceries?
Real talk: You do you buddy. The love from yourself is immensely more important than the love of someone else. Be single, achieve goals that make you better, not ones that are just arm candy.
I hate how much I love how mean this is.
Two things:
1. The fact that your city has a brown line is hilarious.
2. Teach me your ways Sensei.
Preach
Ovi
Came here to say this. Dude still inspires me 20 years later….
http://nypost.com/2015/09/21/jaromir-jagr-doesnt-care-who-sees-him-in-bed-with-18-year-old-model/
I feel like each of the different apps draw in a different pool of clientele based on what they are looking for.
Tinder: Definitely has the most “Hook-up” oriented users. With more emphasis on physical appearance and cheesy pick up lines, one or two dates should get the job done.
Hinge: Takes account of a more flushed out profile and trying to match people from similar socio-economic class and upbringings. Great tool for people looking for a more long term relationship.
Bumble: Similar to Tinder, but more power in the woman’s hands, and definitely more attractive roster.
I don’t have any experience CMB and The League. but…..
3nder: When I’m drunk, alone, and feeling weird late nights downtown.
I thought referencing Dr. Ian Malcolm would bring me some credibility.