Senior Managers asking for picks in the Office Pool. PGP.

One partner just referred to a client as “skanky” and the other partner responded, “did you know that’s a dance, the skanky leg?” PGP.

“Sounds good.” PGP.

Didnt go out last night. Still feel like shit. PGP

If I have to hear one more “were you really sick or just hungover?” joke I swear to god. PGP.

A younger co-worker finally came through and brought me weed.

“Where are we at on this?” PGP.