My ex-girlfriend got a boob job.
A bird pooped on my head this morning, so that was a nice start to my day. PGP
Man, even after all these years, W. still can’t catch a break.
Cost-benefit analysis of paying for more tinder swipes. PGP
Getting a little drunk and applying for new jobs
Fantasizing about what you would say to your boss if you won the Powerball. PGP.