Not getting an interview for job within your company
I used to wonder what the worst day of the year was until I woke up this morning.
Hoping to one day select ‘Current Balance’ rather than ‘Minimum Payment’. PGP
Boss just called me from the Bahamas to let me know he was looking at the beach while I am working.
Over 800 photos on my phone. Can’t find 1 that is appropriate for my LinkedIn profile. PGP
My girlfriend won’t wear the Star Wars lingerie I bought her. PGP
You had me at “Margot Robbie.”
What the hell is Microsoft Access and why did I agree to do this?
People think I’m growing a beard, I’m just too lazy to go buy razors.