InvestmentAdvisor

Member Since 11/05/2014

Just got an outlook invite for an ice cream and cake party to celebrate my last day of work. Fuck. PGP

Post Grad Problems

Counting “typing” as physical exercise and recording it in MyFitnessPal. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I’m currently getting paid 28.25 an hour to watch netflix at my desk. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

When married guys come into the office happier than usual I just assume they got laid last night. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The more I have to listen to my middle-age coworker complain about new technology in the office the more I understand the psyche of Patrick Bateman.PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Constantly forwarding emails I sent to my boss to him again because he’s “pretty sure” he wasn’t copied on it. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Stephen Colbert is the definition of a legend.

Stephen Colbert Sends Jon Stewart Off With Touching Impromptu Tribute, Is Still The Man

Stop Bringing Your Baby Everywhere

Postgrad Parties

I’ve Done A Complete 180 On Rickie Fowler