My company just blocked The Masters website. PGP.

Smoked a drunk cigarette over the weekend, still have a lingering cough #PGP

My work just blocked TFM. PGP

My condoms expired.

“I should probably stretch first”. PGP.

Some college kids at a bar refereed to me “Blue” last night. PGP

A coworker I haven’t even met just introduced himself to me and asked that I not park in his spot. PGP.