InvestmentAdvisor

Member Since 11/05/2014

Spending your signing bonus before you start the job. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Having sex with my shirt on.

Post Grad Problems

Pondering your lunch plan four hours before lunch. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Having the constant fear that my mute button will malfunction at the worst possible time. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

Post Grad Problems

I just told somebody to “join the team.” I feel like a little part of me has died.

Post Grad Problems

Having to check instagrams to figure out whether or not she has kid(s). PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My company not having its shit together is the only thing keeping me from being fired. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

1: “Did you already eat lunch?” 2: “Yeah.” 1: “Do you want to go to Chili’s anyway?” 2: “Yeah.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Friday Mondays are the worst.