Knowing that you’ll be talked into going out tonight even though it’s a Tuesday. PGP.

Get drunk early. Go to bed early. Wake up early.

Having to create two different ESPN accounts so that your coworker’s group can’t see that you’re also affiliated with your college friend’s group called “Tiggo Bitties”. PGP.

All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriends wedding this weekend.

Starting your day with an Irish coffee, minus the irish. PGP.

Using a sticky note as a coaster. PGP.

Blowing your nose with paper towels. PGP.

Uninstalling an re-installing Tinder no longer gets around the likes limit.

Tomorrow is my last day, considering myself a free agent. PGP

I just can’t get up early enough to cook breakfast. PGP.