Teeth?! Involvement of teeth is soooo rare; should be the farthest thing on your mind when you think of bad oral. Bad oral is way more common due to like, grabbing the shaft so hard like she’s some kinda fucking snake wrangler. Or not going down far enough and thinking we can finish if she goes at it like it’s a tootsie pop
As someone who’s on the road a lot, Panera is just so consistently reliable. Plus, soooo many options, and the you pick two feature allows for a unique meal essentially every time
A good second date, if you’re looking for something a bit out of the box with a buzz: fill up a couple of tumblers with your drinks of choice, then go for a walk through the park. Bingo bango bongo
Absolutely crush the bars around Fenway / Boylston. Lansdown pub is a fine spot. Hit up Dillons. If you want a fun dive check out Bukowski. If you’re willing to Uber, check out the spots in Seaport / Southie area
Starting the day with an incomprehensibly needed venti cold brew (light water, light ice), couple more hours in Santa Monica, then poppin a big fat xandaddy, and getting back to NYC in time for last call
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Teeth?! Involvement of teeth is soooo rare; should be the farthest thing on your mind when you think of bad oral. Bad oral is way more common due to like, grabbing the shaft so hard like she’s some kinda fucking snake wrangler. Or not going down far enough and thinking we can finish if she goes at it like it’s a tootsie pop
Alabama white sauce is wicked good, this is true
Uh… which
Cava is FIRE
As someone who’s on the road a lot, Panera is just so consistently reliable. Plus, soooo many options, and the you pick two feature allows for a unique meal essentially every time
Respect
Expos Pedro jersey is straight flames, too
My go-to: Chris Mullin USA Basketball jersey #13 from the Dream Team
It’s on wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_horseshoes
Beer frisbee? That’s called Polish Horseshoes
A good second date, if you’re looking for something a bit out of the box with a buzz: fill up a couple of tumblers with your drinks of choice, then go for a walk through the park. Bingo bango bongo
Highly recommend
Moneyball? That wasn’t fiction…
Absolutely crush the bars around Fenway / Boylston. Lansdown pub is a fine spot. Hit up Dillons. If you want a fun dive check out Bukowski. If you’re willing to Uber, check out the spots in Seaport / Southie area
I’ll help you move, Dillon. But…BUT, you’re nuts if you think I’m driving you to the airport
Depends. What’re your bar preferences and where you staying
Needham. And thanks for reading! Fuck you mean I’m “off?” At least I’ve never fallen asleep during sex, you Rip Van Winkle freak
I like Freehold…
Starting the day with an incomprehensibly needed venti cold brew (light water, light ice), couple more hours in Santa Monica, then poppin a big fat xandaddy, and getting back to NYC in time for last call
Dude, you DO know you pay for the hotel upon checkout, right?