Not only have my friends been getting married, but now some of them are getting divorced. PGP.

Bought a blind fold at a sex toy party. I use it as a sleep mask. PGP.

The next person I hear say their weekend was “productive” I am going to punch in the face. PGP.

I meant to send an email titled “Touching Base” to a prospective client. Instead I sent out “Touching Bae.” PGP.