I now consider 3 Tinder matches in a row a “hot streak.” PGP.

That blissful couple of hours on payday when you have 4 digits in your checking account, before all the bills and rent come out. PGP.

Just got a raise. After taxes I am now bringing home an extra $17 every two weeks. PGP.

Pretty sure the homeless man selling newspapers outside my building works harder than I do on a daily basis. PGP.

Caring more about crafting a stellar internet comment than an effective work email. PGP.

Checking your bank account before buying an app. PGP.

Not having the faintest idea how dry cleaning actually works. PGP.

Facebook making you feel better about your life and LinkedIn making you feel worse. PGP.

I’ve been working here for 10 months and it’s only today that I realized the company name in my email signature is misspelled. PGP.