FutureLobbyist

Member Since 09/19/2013

“Show me the law where it says we can’t make interns do wall-sits.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I guess they’re just giving caps and gowns to everyone now.

The Best Speech Of Graduation Season Came From A Preschooler

Getting issued a company laptop is awesome until you realize it means you are expected to work from home now. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I give up. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Spending more time deciding what you are going to have for lunch than actually working. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“Congratulations, your LinkedIn Profile had 1 view last week.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I created an entire imaginary future based on the one job application I just filled out. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I no longer care if a client sees that I looked them up on LinkedIn right after a call to see if they are hot or not. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Frantically turning the volume down when what you thought was just an ESPN article turns out to be a video. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

A feeling of absolute rage and hollow sense of defeat upon being told about the mandatory 4:30 Friday meeting. PGP.

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