I now watch games at home because bars are too loud.
Pretending to like these people is getting exhausting. PGP.
Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.
The next time my coworkers see me I will be sunburnt and hungover. PGP.
Went up another survey age bracket.
Started from the bottom, now i’m in Omaha. PGP
My boss has half my education and twice my salary. PGP
Living in a one ISP neighborhood. PGP.
3 years removed from college and spring break photos are still filling up my social media. PGP.
My condoms expired. PGP.