People my age are buying houses, and I’m still trying to budget out groceries. PGP.

Spending 10 hours a day in a fluorescent-lit gulag. PGP.

Tinder is in the “Games” folder on my iPhone, and that’s exactly where it should be. PGP.

Got a flat tire after work. Didn’t tell anyone, but took a picture to use as an excuse if I’m ever late. PGP.

I’ve learned how to sleep sitting up. PGP.

Riding a fine caffeinated line between falling asleep and having a seizure. PGP.

Trading my Silverado for a Volvo to save on gas and insurance. PGP.

When the candy drawer is the only thing getting you through the day. PGP.

Wasted Wednesday now means the day was wasted in meetings. PGP.

Turn down for what? Turned down for a raise, that’s what. PGP.