Only time I laughed today was in pity to a PGP post. Then realized, that was the only time I laughed today. PGP.

Understanding what the “Friends” theme song was all about more and more every single day of my life. PGP.

According to my calculations, it will at least two years until I can afford 2-ply toilet paper. PGP.

Now I know what my parents were talking about. PGP.

Submitting the same rejected PGP wall post three times because you know most sales occur on the third call. PGP.

I miss being able to relate to TFM. PGP.

Flirting with the UPS guy because he’s the only attractive man you see at work. PGP.

That moment of anxiety between logging into your bank account and waiting for the page to load. PGP.

Never been in a fight, but if I had to fight someone in this office, I know who it would be. PGP.

I can’t wait to “Throwback Thursday” this job. PGP.