Damn, I missed the sun again. PGP.

Praying the Southwest cattle run of a boarding process puts me next to someone hot. PGP.

I thought social work was a good idea. PGP.

One of these days, I’m going to scream “Shut the fuck up” out loud instead of in my head. PGP.

“You are a sad, strange, little man.” PGP.

The printer at work was making a painfully high pitched noise, and I was the only one young enough to hear it. PGP.

I’m not one to complain about free catered lunches, but enough with the Subway party trays. PGP.

“We’ll just have our weekly meeting during lunch this week.” PGP.

Just gave my two weeks during my annual performance review. DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. PGP.

Mike Trout is 23 and won the AL MVP. I’m 23 and won a new mouse pad in our office raffle. PGP.